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• I am 86 of Borg: You will be... wait, my shoe is ringing.
• I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
• I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all!
• I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
• I am Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
• I am Janet Reno of Borg. You will be incinerated.
• I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
• I woudn't recommend sex, drugs, or Unix for everyone, but they work for me.
  -- Jim Thompson (jthomp@central.sun.com), paraphrasing Hunter S. Thompso...
• Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better than he does.
  As for the truth about his health: I have asked around about it....