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• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...
• Stop Dave. You're hurting me Dave. Look, I know you're really upset now.
  Why don't you sit down and take a stress pill and think things overrr......
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
• There's one consolation about matrimony. When you look around you can always see somebody who did worse.
  -- Warren H. Goldsmith...
• 22) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right!
  I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry...
• Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
  -- Homer, always the supportive husband, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping..
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself.
  Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever walking down the street and you notice some people who look particularly smug, the odds are that they are taking tools for granted....