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• I wish there was a knob on the TV where you could turn up the intelligence.
  They've got one called brightness, but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?
  There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work....
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work." -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work. -- Gallaghe...
• It works better when you turn the brightness up.
• Homer: Hello, Police? Are you sitting down? Good!
  I wish to report a robbery. Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right....
• Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
  I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....