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• Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
  Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....
• Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
  You keep them motivated. [he leaves] [his staff is busily working] Home...
• They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
  -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
• Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
  You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart?...
• Smithers [as nuclear plant is about to meltdown]: Sir, there may be never be another time to say.
  .. I love you, sir. Burn: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moment on earth socially awkward....
• Voice: [cheerfully] Ninety seconds to core meltdown.
  Smithers: Sir, there may be never be another time to say....
• Smithers: But what would you do without me, sir? Bu
  Thuh! I'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me....
• Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon! Homer: [gasp] Me? Lisa
  Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Home...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....