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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I really would not be so bothered by people who speak out what they think, if before they spoke out, they actually did think.
  This is one of the main problems with a democracy....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew but weren't sure.
  But if you're searching for something you don't already know, your fingers could walk themselves to death....
• When dreams become more important than reality, you give up travel, building, creating
  you even forget how to repair the machines left behind by your ancestors....
• Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house? Moe
  _Your_ house? _Your_ house? Gee, it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas!...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...the funniest joke you came up with over dinner has the punch line
  "But what if it was in hex?" ...and the people you were with also thought it was funny....
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....