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• So, if there's no God, who changes the water? -- [two goldfish in a bowl, New Yorker Cartoon]
• So, if there's no God, who changes the water? -- New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl
• The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
  -- Sir William Bragg...
• We make so much sense around here it's frightening!
• When a New Yorker looks as if he's suntan, it's probably.
• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
• Being a New Yorker is never having to say you're sorry. -- Lily Tomli
• Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code. -- Dave Olso