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• Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -- James Thurbe
• You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. -- James Thurbe
• I call a wrong number. A guy on the other end says, "Well, what number did you dial?
  Well, did it ring at your house? Then I guess it's yours, Mr. Wizard!" -- Larry Reeb...
• If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number.
• If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multipying by the page number.
• Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted. -- James Thurbe
• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...