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  .. different. They weren't thinking about the money....
• Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. -- James Thurbe
• You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. -- James Thurbe
• Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -- James Thurbe
• I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere. -- James Thurbe
• James Thurber: "I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...
• Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurbe
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.