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• Shit Happens' according to... CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
  (1990's) Oooh, SHIT!...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Avoidanceism: With all this happening, I think I'll go shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately .
  .. to suck all the shit out of life....
• Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
  Dictatorship of the shit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• All this, and a winning smile, too.
• I know Jack Shit.
• So dear I love him that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life.
  -- John Milto...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?