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• Shit Happens' according to... Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything about it.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Realism: I think I need to take a shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• Shit Happens' according to... Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
  I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so.......
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.