Shit Happens' according to... Thoreau: I wanted to live deliberately .

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• Shit Happens' according to... Musician:
  This shit is out of tune...
• Shit Happens' according to... Sadism:
  I will shit on you...
• Shit Happens' according to... CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
  (1990's) Oooh, SHIT...
• Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit,
  but deep down all shit is alike. Dictatorship...
• Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism:
  I love when shit happens...
• Shit Happens' according to... Mafia boss:
  Rub the shit out...
• Shit Happens' according to... Economist:
  I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand...
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee,
  I can get you out of ANY shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit!
  All mine! Isn't it beautiful...