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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Musician: This shit is out of tune.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Shit Happens' according to... CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
  (1990's) Oooh, SHIT!...
• Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
  Dictatorship of the shit....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fetishism: I love when shit happens.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Mafia boss: Rub the shit out.
• Shit Happens' according to... Economist: I hope no one figures out that I don't really understand this shit.
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... A Yuppie: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?