Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:

Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I
shall be sober."

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