Alcohol is good for you. My grandfather proved it irrevocably. He drank two
quarts of booze every mature day of his life and lived to the age of 103. I
was at the cremation--that fire would not go out.
-- Dave Astor
quarts of booze every mature day of his life and lived to the age of 103. I
was at the cremation--that fire would not go out.
-- Dave Astor
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