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• Marriage: It begins when you sink into his arms; and ends with your arms in his sink.
• If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.
• Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir? Diner: Quite by accident.
  I moved a few peas, and there it was....
• Bart: Hello, is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Ba
  Homer... Sexual. Moe: Wait one second, let me check....
• Think and you won't sink.
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu".
  You may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION"....
• May you lose all your teeth -- but one should remain for a toothache.