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• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
• You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
• Marriage: It begins when you sink into his arms; and ends with your arms in his sink.
• So you think you know great, nail-biting exciteme
  you think you know truly abject fear, you think you know total and complete despair, you think you know the incredibly degenerate underside of this world we live in, and the ridiculously despicable lengths that your fellow man can sink to, more rotten, more putrid than the lowest form of fungus....
• In this business you either sink or swim or you don't. -- David Smith
• Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
• You have just won the Davis Cup Playoff!!
• Clinton won and you lost as usual. Did you expect anything else?
• Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
  Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....