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• Live a life worthy of the things that will be said of you when you're dead. -- Ambidextrous Rex
• For certain people, after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex. -- Gore Vidal
• That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost?
  Two-fifty. I only have a dollar. That's life....
• Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
  After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....
• Is there death after life?
• Beware the Cobolosaurus Rex!
• TECO: The Tyrannosaurus Rex of editors.
• Life goes on day after day [after day]...