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• That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost?
  Two-fifty. I only have a dollar. That's life....
• Just think how much worse life could be!
• GET A LIFE. Cost. 50 cents.
• How does it feel to be a tap dancer in the canoe of life?
• But whether there's some grand design really matters little to me.
  My only hope was this: to see what might be, to believe that it should be, and then to do all I could to bring it to pass, whatever the cost....
• I have partaken of the Great Banquet of Life. What I need now is the Great Alka-Seltzer of Life.
• Just as there are three R's there are also three A's of business life.
  They are: Ability, Ambition, and Attitude. Ability establishes what a worker does and will bring him a paycheck....
• Life after Fifty (thanks to Rex Guinn)
• Life imitates art, but does it have to imitate satire?