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• So many things you cannot do, so little time to do them all in. -- Ambidextrous Rex
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
• If at first you don't succeed, stand on your head and eat an alligator liver.
  Alligator liver has the strange effect of making it all seem so profoundly hopeless that you just don't care anymore....
• Living Dead the path is chosen, to live forever is to die forever.
  To not know when you'll die is to find life wherever you are. -- Alagad...
• What do you mean, 'almost dead'?" "Well, when you stop breathing, and moving around, and seeing things.
  .. that kind of almost dead....
• Life is only as long as you live it.
• You can't out-macho a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
• If you would live a long life, observe moderation in all things, including sobriety.
• If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?