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• I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it....
• I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
• I really hate this darn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does quite what I want, Only what I tell it. -- The Programmers Lame...
• I only wish that I were what I was when I wished that I would be what I am now.
• I can only tell you that I sincerely wish that I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
• I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them.