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• I really hate this damned machine I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does quite what I want But only what I tell it....
• I really hate this damn machine, I wish that they would sell it.
  It never does just what I want, But only what I tell it....
• I don't know what's wrong with people! All I ask them to do is exactly what I tell them.
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