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• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
• Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• By the time this paid political announcement is done, every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hands.
  [realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends....
• The weather for catching fish is that weather, and no other, in which fish are caught.
  -- William H. Blake (1757-1827)...
• Only when the fisherman keeps his nets intact, keeps his boat repaired, and studies the condition of fish and water does going out to fish become a mere formality.
  Then fish fall into his hands as if guided by invisible lines. -- Deng Ming-Dao...
• The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
  -- Carson's Definitio...
• Johnny Carson's Definition: The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.