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• At least you're an EXPERIENCED incompetent.
• At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompete
• The net of the sleeper catches fish. Greek Proverb
• He's the biggest lier in Washington," said Lincoln, referring to a then well-known lawyer.
  Reminds me of an old fisherman who got a reputation for stretching the truth....
• A fish is an underwater creature which grows the fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• A man always chases a woman until she catches him.
• Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast.
  In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish....