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• I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. -- Jerome K. Jerome
• This guy comes over to my house and says, "I want to read your gas meter.
  I said, "Whatever happened to the classics?" -- Emo Philip...
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  They used these things in ancient days for curbing women's tongues....
• For the rest of my life, I want to reflect on what a photon is. -- Albert Einstei
• I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed.
  I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible....
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  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
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