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• Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
  -- Sign in a tailor's shop...
• EIAO Execute In Any Orde
• Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
• Some men become proud and insolent because they ride a fine horse, wear a feather in their hat or are dressed in a fine suit of clothes.
  Who does not see the folly of this? If there be any glory in such things, the glory belongs to the horse, the bird and the tailor....
• An epicece Gnome of Zurich, wearing a three-piece suit and carrying a safety deposit box materializes in the room.
  You seem to have forgotten to deposit your valuables," he says, tapping the lid of the box impatiently....
• We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
• I don't mind being ... fat. I was in the Big Man's Shop and a salesman came up to me and said, "We have jogging suits in your size.
  Why? Last time I ran was in '82. I didn't hear the bells on the ice-cream truck the first time....
• Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding.
• We confess little faults in order to suggest that we have no big ones.
  -- Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld...