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• We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of Bower Builders, a company that constructs new homes.
  "A nationwide survey reveals that the two most desired home features are a bathroom with a whirlpool tub and a large kitchen....
• This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
  -- H. Ross Pero...
• If what we see is somewhat doubtful, how can we believe what is spoken behind our back?
• What's all our knowledge worth? We don't even know what the weather will be tomorrow.
  -- Berthold Auerbach...
• Planet's Primary, Alpha Centauri A, blasts unimaginable quantities of energy into space each instant, and virtually every joule of it is wasted entirely.
  Incomprehensible riches can be ours if we can but stretch our arms wide enough to dip from this eternal river of wealth....
• Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting money back into the school.
  You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies, the food -- [takes a bite] -- I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper....
• If time stopped, would we notice it?
• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....