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• No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
• I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I have a drink problem, I can't afford it.
• I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff.
• I don't have an eating problem. I eat. I get fat. I buy new clothes. No problem.
• You drink at a bar in the daytime, people call you a drunkard.
  You drink at the golf course, you're a sportsman!...
• Hey Norton.. I have a SMALL problem...