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• Your girlfriend is the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
• I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
• She's the kind of woman who lets bygones be 'I told you so's.'
• TV Truth: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall.
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• You bring someone home, say 'Hi, Mom, this is so-and-so,' she immediately knows everything except which side of the bed he sleeps on.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• Could be you're crossing the fine line A silly driver kind of.
  ..off the wall You keep it cool when it's t-t-tight ....
• In bed the other night my girlfriend asked "if you could know exactly when and where you would die, would you want to?
  I said "no". She said, "ok, then forget it". -- Steven Wrigh...
• You are such a good salesman, you could sell a double bed to the Pope.