Related:

• Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
• Never mind the monsters hitting you: they just replace the charwomen.
• My name is Annie Key. Ouch! Why are you hitting me?!
• The world ended yesterday-why are you sitting there hitting me with your fingers?
• Pursue the monsters and you will be had indeed.
• Are you ABNORMAL? Then you are probably better than most people!
  Are alien space monsters bringing a STARTLING NEW WORLD? -- The Book of the SubGeniu...
• Most people prefer certainty to truth.