Pursue The Monsters And You Will Be Had Indeed.
Pursue the monsters and you will be had indeed.
Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.
Never enter the dungeon naked! The monsters will laugh at you!
If you are too cute some monsters might be tempted to embrace you.
Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
Never mind the monsters hitting you: they just replace the charwomen.
Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.