Life is like a penis: when it's soft you
can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
Related:
- Life is like a penis: when it's soft you
can't beat it,
and when it's hard you get fucked... - Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
Paul... - When you are working hard,
get up and retch every so often... - Committee work is like a soft chair -
easy to get into but hard to get out of... - Your penis is small,
when your girlfriend feeds you hot dog helper... - There's a lesson that I need to remember
When everything is falling apart
In life,
just like in loving There's such a thing as trying... - Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran... - Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
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Fran...
