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• I hate it when people call me paranoid. It makes me feel persecuted.
• I'm very insecure--I get depressed when I find out the people I hate don't like me.
  I'm kind of paranoid too. I often think the car in front of me is following me the long way around....
• I hate paranoid people, they're everywhere!
• When I tell people I am vegetarian, people tell me cabbages feel too.
• Spinach makes me feel alone.
• I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings.
  So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement....
• Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.
  -- Black Sabbath "Paranoid...
• Ah! don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
  -- Oscar Wilde...