Just a word of advice...but when I find myself taking life ( or any of the
people in it) a bit too seriously...I try to picture Cindy Crawford sitting
on the toilet grunting out a battleship-sized turd..
...by the time I quit giggling, everything is fine.
--Zane The Dookie
people in it) a bit too seriously...I try to picture Cindy Crawford sitting
on the toilet grunting out a battleship-sized turd..
...by the time I quit giggling, everything is fine.
--Zane The Dookie
Related:
- Recently when I'm alone I try to talk myself out of masturbation.
I ask myself--why can't I just be friends with myself? -- Richard Lewi... - Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list?
Chandle
Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.... - I give myself sometimes admirable advice,
but I am incapable of taking it.
-- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu... - I'm no longer prepared to accept what people say and what's written in books,
I must think things out for myself, and try to find my own answer.
-- Ibse... - When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants,
and I give it to him.
-- Josh Billing... - I confuse myself just fine, thank you. Don't need help.
- Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
y'know?
I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.... - Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
- it is now some years since I detected how many were the false beliefs that I ha
d believed to be true since my earliest youth.
And since that time, I have bee n convinced that I must once and for all seriously try to rid myself of all the opiniouns which I had formerly accepted, and begin to build anew, if I wanted t o establish any firm and permanent structure for my beliefs....
