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• Any product cut to length will be too short. Klipstein's Observatio
• Anything cut to length will be too short.
• Dimensions will be expressed in the least usable terms (i.
  e. Furlongs/Fortnight) -- Klipstein's Third Law of Applied Engineering...
• A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Productio
• Any pre-cut equipment is too short. This is specially true of optic fiber cables with expensive connectors at both ends.
  -- Vuilleumier's First Law...
• If you cut one inch off a board that is one inch too long, it will be one inch too short.
  -- Angel's Law Of Home Improveme...
• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
  Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• The night before the English History mid-term, your biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• In specifications, Murphy's Law supercedes Ohm's. -- Klipstein's Law of Specificatio