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• When a bell rings, an angel has gotten his wings.
• Every time you hear a half decent rap song, some black guy starts talking over top of it.
• If you hear an onion ring, answer it.
• Bess's Universal Principles: 1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
  2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller hanging up....
• Teen Angel, can you hear me?
• New York's got the ways and means, just won't let you be.
• Singers: While shopping for some cans, An old man passed away.
  [fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf....
• Life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see.
• Philosophy will clip an angel's wings. -- John Kea