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• If you see an onion ring -answer it!
• If you get on the telephone and call an onion to hear a ring, you are a truly sick person.
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
• It's a Wonderful Life Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel just got his wings.
  --Henry Trave...
• Bess's Universal Principles: 1. The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
  2. You will reach it just in time to hear the click of the caller hanging up....
• 64? Where did 64 come into it?" I hear you cry. Well, 64 is 8 squared, don't you see?
  Ask a silly question, get a silly answer. -- Tom Lehre...
• Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.