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• Did you ever have one of those nights where you didn't want to go out .
  .. but your hair looked too good to stay home? -- Jack Simmo...
• Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
• If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.
• To stay ahead, you must have your next idea waiting in the wings. -- Rosabeth Moss Kante
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• Announcer: There's a volcano waiting to erupt in the Pacific Rim.
  Its name: medium-term convertible debentures....