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• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore.
• I'd love to, but... I have to stay home and see if I snore. -- 96 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• gronk out vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
  I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow....
• I snore. I don't care. I don't have to. I'm ASLEEP.
• I say stay away from the miserable people, because misery does love company.
  Just look at a fly strip. You never see a fly stuck there saying, "Go around!...
• gronk out: vi. To cease functioning. Of people, to go home and go to sleep.
  I guess I'll gronk out now; see you all tomorrow." -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain.
  I *LOVE* the pain! -- Professor Hugh D. Young, quoted out of context....