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• When the tides of life turn against you, And the current upsets your boat, Don't waste those tears on what might have bee
  Just lay on your back and float. -- Art Carney (as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners)...
• Eisenhower!! Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Get a shot off FAST! This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
  -- Lazarus Long...
• You may be redneck... if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
• Your goose is cooked. (Your current chick is burned up too!)
• The current cost of taxes = your penalty for voting for BILL & HILLARY
• You will be successful in love. With someone other than your current partner.
• LET Jesus be YOUR anchor! So when Satan rocks your boat, THROW Jesus overboard!
• Let Jesus be your anchor! So when Satan rocks your boat, throw Jesus overboard!