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• A fake fortune teller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight.
  Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved....
• Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind
  it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly....
• Be wary of strong drink.
• Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
  -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love...
• When the need arises -- and it does -- you must be able to shoot your own dog.
  Don't farm it out -- that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse....
• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• The chances of getting eaten up by a lion on Main Street aren't one in a million, but once would be enough.
  -- Lockwood's Long Sho...