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• Nothing will cook your goose faster than a hot tongue.
• Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible-- or even sinful-- that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
  -- Dr. Paul MacCready Jr....
• Please save your burned out bulbs for me -- I'm building a darkroom.
• You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
• It is never too late to give up your prejudices. -- Henry David Thoreau
• Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls.
  Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone....
• So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster.
  Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of 8-millimeter video equipment....
• So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it into a dumpster.
  Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of 8-millimeter video equipment....