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• There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone.
  That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone....
• There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone.
  That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup...
• Quote #595 I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone.
  My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stronstrup...
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
• Algorithm is a set of instructions. E.g. How to use the telephone
  If 'phone not working' then 'phone operator.'...
• Sysop - A guy who likes watching others use his computer.
• Telephone, n.: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...