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• There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone.
  That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Stroustrup...
• There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone.
  That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone....
• I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
• I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
• Shh! I have to use my incomplete, divided attention here!
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine...
• Take my advice - I don't need or use it.