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• One of the special beauties of America is that it is the only country in the world where you are not advised to learn the language before entering.
  Before I ever set out for the United States, I asked a friend if I should study American....
• In the United States, revolution is an abrupt change in the form of governmental mismanagement leading to accelerated taxation, decelerated reclaimation and much more paperwork.
• Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
  -- real standing law in Iowa, United States of America...
• If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
  -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
• One more word, and I go back to Mother! T-A-X-I!!!
• I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
  Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it....