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• With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead
  but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd Garriso...
• I will be as harsh as truth and as uncompromising as justice.
  -- William Lloyd Garrison (1804-1879) -- The Liberator, Vol. i, No. 1, 1831...
• I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity.
• I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
• I am aware that many object to the severity of my language
  but is there not cause for severity? I WILL be as harsh as truth, and as uncompromising as justice....
• I see when men love women they give but a little of their lives but women when they love give everything.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Give you a reason on compulsion! If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries, I would give no man a reason upon compulsion, I.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 4...
• I understand cats, men are the mystery!
• I wash everything on the gentle cycle. It's much more humane.