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• Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
• If it wasn't for half the people in the world, the other half would be all of them.
  -- Colonel Lemuel Stoopnagle...
• Half of the people in the world are below average.
• It is always best not to tell people of your troubles.
  Half of them are not interested and the other half are glad you're getting what's coming to you....
• Why shouldn't the American people take half my money from me? I took all of it from them.
• Then I began to think that it is very true which is commonly said, that the one half of the world knoweth not how the other half liveth.
• Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important.
  They don't mean to do harm but the harm does not interest them. -- T. S. Elio...
• In dealing with their own problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives.
  In dealing with other people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals....