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• Half of the people in the world are below average.
• 50% of all people are below average.... -- Shocking Truth
• SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid. -- Interpreting supervisors comments...
• 50% of the citizens of this country have a below average understanding of statistics.
• After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes.
  There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight....
• This specimen is either a below-average human being or a brilliant beast.
  -- German scientist who examined Homer/Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
• Productivity = (Number of secretaries X Average typing speed) / (Number of Scientists).
  Note that when the number of scientists is zero, productivity becomes infinite. -- Robert Somme...
• Good day for flying but bad day for landings....
• The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs.
  -- E. Grebenik...