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No self-respecting fish would want to be wrapped in that kind of paper.
-- Mike Royko on the Chicago Sun-Times after it was taken over by Rupert Murdoch...
No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! -- Sherlock Holme
No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'" -- Dr. Who
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. -- Tallulah Bankhead
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Nobody said computers were going to be polite.
Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.
Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results....
Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.

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