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Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Government: No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
-- Tom Stoppard...
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, But only Buddha pays Dividends.
Job Placement, n.: Telling your boss what he can do with your job.
Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy".
Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses....
Join the march to save individuality!
Jone's Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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