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• Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Samuel Butle
• Sex is one damp thing after another.
• Renounce the Devil and all his works. -- Book of Common Prayer -- Baptism of Infa
• Safeguard your health. Don't sleep with any damp women.
• Come and receive baptism and absolution from civilized sins.
  You were but sprinkled last year. Come and be immersed! -- John Mui...
• DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• A man walked into a bar. It hurt!
• Salad Bar? But There's No Beer?
• A demd, damp, moist, unpleasant body! -- Charles Dickens (1812-1870) -- Nicholas Nickleby, Chap.
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