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You May Be Redneck... If You Have More Than Twelve Dogs Under Your Porch.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
You may be redneck... if you have a ham hanging from your front porch.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
You may be redneck... if you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You may be redneck... if you own more television sets than books.
